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Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.

Bette Midler

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Hack Just
Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
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Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.

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Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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Lay
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.

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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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Daughter Littles Sophie
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Trying
Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Fit
My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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Independent Sibling
I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first.

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I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first.
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Doors
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Humorous Memorable
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Media Way
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Breakup Married
When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T

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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.

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