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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

Bette Midler

You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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People Space Use
I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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Audience Enough Lucky
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Drinking Drunk Perspective
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Bread Sliced Thinking
I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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Daughter Grandchildren Young
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Funny Nice Wise
A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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Cigarettes Cool Smoking
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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Thinking Two War
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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Country Ocean Wish
If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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Frightened Luck Out
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

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