Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
BETTE MIDLERI try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Find your Light; They can’t love you if they can’t see you
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I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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