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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.

Bette Midler

I’d make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I’ll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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Lady Macbeth Pairs Shoes
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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Jakhammer Poetry Rap
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Balls People
Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Mean People Trying
I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’
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Back Cold Country Cruel Glad
If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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Air Giving People
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self
I don’t need anyone to write me a show in my style, I would like to do a show in a style that wasn’t my style, because that’s the only way I can grow up and grow out.
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Growing Style Up Writing
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
Total contentment is only for cows.
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Contentment Cows Total
I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Believe Fashion World
Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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Brutal People Previously Today

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