I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
BETTE MIDLERMarriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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Most people are walking around the city like corpses; they aren’t alive enough to notice the trash. They come from other places and they see it as a big garbage dump.
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I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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The [film] business is run by men, and they’re basically interested in their own species, and they’re not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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I was brought up on rock-‘n’-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn’t get interested in anything else – I tried and tried but I couldn’t get into science…or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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I loved the photographs of people wearing elaborate makeup and costumes – they really pulled at me inside. I was in that library every week for years, until I was about 13. I had a rich interior life, because I didn’t have much of a social life.
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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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hen you’re in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, “What will I do between now and then?” Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform – your contribution to the world.
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Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses’ plastic surgery.
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My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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