I never know how much of what I say is true.
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More Bette Midler Quotes
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Total contentment is only for cows.
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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My mother would only let us go to the musicals.
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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.
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When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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Find your Light; They can’t love you if they can’t see you
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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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In a marriage, you struggle and struggle and struggle, and then you realize that you have to ride the horse in the direction it’s going. You stop trying to pull the reins in another direction.
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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Lay a foundation – get my foot in the door, and then undoubtedly, of course, I would be offered great roles as soon as I grew up enough to handle them.
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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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I read a comment that made me think I should stop singing for a while. And I didn’t want to stop singing, because it was the only thing I loved. At first I thought,
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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