Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
BETTE MIDLERI wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Previously, the jokes were more related to current issues, political. Today people make about each other either funny or about people like Kim Kardashian. It’s brutal. Everything is so much vielschmutziger.
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I decided years ago not to read stories about myself anymore. Each one is a potential minefield: Whatever it says, you’re bound to take it the wrong way. Why do it if you know it’s going to make you miserable?
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If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
BETTE MIDLERAll these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
BETTE MIDLERYou have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
BETTE MIDLERJust because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
BETTE MIDLERFor days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
BETTE MIDLERThe Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
BETTE MIDLERMen’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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I think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
BETTE MIDLERI think the essence of humor has not changed. It’s all about surprise, facilitating follows. But the context of humor has changed.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
BETTE MIDLERCats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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