I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
BETTE MIDLER
BETTE MIDLER
Bette Midler on news
Bette Midler137 quotes“I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!”
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It’s the bane of both the news and sports businesses, both electronic and print.
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Al FrankenAl Franken We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
Al FrankenAl Franken That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
Al FrankenAl Franken If anybody reads an Indian newspaper, all these things are obvious, and so I am not breaking news. All I am doing is representing my community as it actually is.
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