If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
BETTE MIDLERYou can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
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I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.
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I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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