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Well, the film’s not only pricking the pomposity of the Church, it’s pricking the pomposity, and sometimes you would think fraudulence, of the insurance companies.

Billy Connolly

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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International Language Music Sorry Swear
If you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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Havens Heard Rumours
Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.
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Objects Running Scissors
I think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Childlike Growing Mean Thinking
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
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Department Parent Pet Zoos
didn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
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Club Magazines Number People Radio Station
Try to live in a place you like.
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Like Place Trying
Never trust people who’ve only got one book.
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Book never People Trust
There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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Dear Different Element Venue
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.
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Desert Drawing Islands Middle Page
Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do.
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Children Nice Wife
Acting is a different discipline. On stage I’m free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.
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Acting Different Discipline
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
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Funny Humor Mother
When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
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Funny Humor Look People Place
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. “Is this yours?” she asked “probably” said Paddy “she burns everything else”
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Baby Delivery Funny Humor Paddy Probably
I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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Britain Europe Thinking

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