I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSONButtons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
-
-
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSON -
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON -
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
BILL WATTERSON -
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
BILL WATTERSON -
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
BILL WATTERSON -
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON -
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
BILL WATTERSON -
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
BILL WATTERSON -
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON -
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
BILL WATTERSON -
Reality continues to ruin my life.
BILL WATTERSON -
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
BILL WATTERSON -
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
BILL WATTERSON -
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
BILL WATTERSON -
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON