I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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More Billy Crystal Quotes
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I’d always go off book and start improvising.
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I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me.
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Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck’s puff pastries.
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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I always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
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Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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