Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.

BILLY CONNOLLY

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Differences Everything Menu

Billy Connolly

BILLY CONNOLLY

Optimism Wanter

When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Alright Thanks

Don’t work out, work in.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Billy Connolly

BILLY CONNOLLY

never Out

Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Gently Looks Sideway Tread

Brad Steiger

BRAD STEIGER

Contact

I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Acting Consuming Drawing Stuff

Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Bit Jobs Occupation

Billy Connolly

BILLY CONNOLLY

Hammers More

Golf’s really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. … I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie.

BOB HOPE

Golf Humorous Saw

Billy Connolly

BILLY CONNOLLY

Jesus

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

BILLY CONNOLLY

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

BILLY CONNOLLY

Lone Witty

Oh aye…my Father would thrash me every now and then. He’d talk while he did it too! He’d hit me and shout, ‘Have ye had enough?’ Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? ‘Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???’

BILLY CONNOLLY

Balls Shout