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Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Billy Connolly

I’ve been a poser for f–ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
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Arses Laughing Pose Say Years
I’d always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.
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Found People Scared
Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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Disease Media Negativity
I think age is terribly overrated. You’re okay as long as you don’t grow up. By all means grow old, but don’t mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.
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Childlike Growing Mean Thinking
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it’s like they’re in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.
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Constitution Happiness Revolution Unique Written
I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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Country Funny Humorous Witty
American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head — supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.
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Dolls People Sex Suppose
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.
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Apparently Men Race Sex Women
It’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
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Change Mind Often Reserve
I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.
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Algebra Funny Humor Likely never
The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think.
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Needs People Round Swings Thinking
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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Country Reserves Successful
I loathe hecklers. I haven’t got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone.
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Circuit Different Hecklers Syllable Tickets
Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
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Country Football Someone Team
I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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Consciously Home Intention Numbers People
I can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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Believe Jesus Teacher

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