Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARDSome fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARDWashing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDNo one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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