Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDA loafer always has the correct time.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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