Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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