Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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