If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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