Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDHonesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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