A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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