One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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