Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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