Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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