Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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