There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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