If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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