You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGELI was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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