If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
GEORGE BURNSI spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
More George Burns Quotes
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
GEORGE BURNS