Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
GEORGE BURNSI spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
More George Burns Quotes
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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