A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
More Ron White Quotes
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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