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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
GEORGE BURNS

Begining Close End Good Have Possible Secret Together
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
GEORGE BURNS

Drink Drunk Fourteenth Remember Take Thirteen Trouble
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
GEORGE BURNS

Down Else Get Stoop While Wonder
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
GEORGE BURNS

Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
GEORGE BURNS

Ask Avoid Important Longevity Most Say Single Tension
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Age Die Few Got Hundred Made One Past People Very
It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Aur Change Clean Dirty Hard Remember These Used
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Age No Out Women Worth
At my age flowers scare me.
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Age At Flower My Scare
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
GEORGE BURNS

Book Guy Raed Sixth Two Written
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Bed Make Money Stay
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
GEORGE BURNS

Five Pimple Retirement Ridiculous Sixty
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNS

Act Fake God Honesty Inside
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When

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