I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
GEORGE BURNSYou can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
More George Burns Quotes
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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