I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
GEORGE BURNSI honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
More George Burns Quotes
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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