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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.

Ron White

I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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Come Country Down Gulf Joke Out Pollute Rite
If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.

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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.

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