I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
RON WHITETelevision is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
More Ron White Quotes
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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