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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.

Ron White

There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Act Backlog Exist Fire People Reason
I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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Believe Debt Judge Late Universe Unpaidm Buy
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Achieve Any Back Come Earn Haunt Someone Time
The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Country Good Majestic Theatre
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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Bit Build Could Country Good Idea People President Single Tunnel
I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
RON WHITE

Born Day Eye Great Horse Life Mother Nice Wrong
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Behaviour Derive Enough Life Many Need Out Probably Problem Story Wild Year
I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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Except Imagine Kep Life Listen Long People Plan Specific Talk
People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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Alcoholic Drink People Say Work Workaholic
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
RON WHITE

Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
RON WHITE

Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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Always Been Century Comic More Other Play Quater Time
There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Demon Life Run Time Ton Vice Year
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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Blue Collar Crew Everybody Knew Least Order Pack Popular
I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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Doctor Drywall Get Hanger Lawyer Mall Over Plumber World
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
RON WHITE

Brain Laugh People Somebody Stage Surgeon Teach Walk

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