My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
RON WHITEI was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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