My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
RON WHITEI was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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