You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITEI didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
More Ron White Quotes
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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