Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
More Ron White Quotes
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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