I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
RON WHITEI was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
More Ron White Quotes
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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