The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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