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Ron White

I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Famous Heard Made Material People Popular Stuff
I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Day Doing Eighteen Fifteen Hour Movie Television Thing
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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Cigar Collection Go Great Imply Last Smoke
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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Believe Collaborative Creative Everything Somewhat
I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
Comedy is all about the pause.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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