If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
RON WHITEIf you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
RON WHITEI don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
RON WHITEAll I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
RON WHITEMy goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITEYou wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
RON WHITEI’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
RON WHITEWe always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEA lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
RON WHITEI’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
RON WHITEI’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
RON WHITEAny time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
RON WHITEYou can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
RON WHITEI was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
RON WHITEI think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
RON WHITEThe Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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