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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.

Ron White

My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Beat People Plumber Rather Would
I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Ask Band Guy Monkey Rock Understand Venue
I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Always Comedian Popular Want
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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Actual Beer Diet Drink Fat Guy Real Scotch Tequila Year
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Comedy Create Engage Everybody Help Home Just Long More Stuff
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Advertise Before Club Comedy Go Rumour Sell Start Theater
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Exercise Exposure Harder Like More Much Muscle Work Writer
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Great Live Lot Rock Sound Star Travel
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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