I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
RON WHITEThe way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
More Ron White Quotes
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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