Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
FRAN LEBOWITZWhen you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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