Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
FRAN LEBOWITZWhen you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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