You’re only as good as your last haircut.
FRAN LEBOWITZWhen you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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