If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
FRAN LEBOWITZChildren are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’, for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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