Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
FRAN LEBOWITZChildren are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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