Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
FRAN LEBOWITZVegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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