I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
FRAN LEBOWITZFood is an important part of a balanced diet.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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