The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
FRAN LEBOWITZFood is an important part of a balanced diet.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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