Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
FRAN LEBOWITZHumility is no substitute for a good personality.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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