I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
AISHA TYLERI have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
AISHA TYLERI was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
AISHA TYLERI liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
AISHA TYLERPop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
AISHA TYLERWhen I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
AISHA TYLERI visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
AISHA TYLERKaraoke is the great equalizer.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
AISHA TYLERBut I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
AISHA TYLERI love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERI don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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