I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
AISHA TYLER“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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