I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I really do know football.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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