I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I like grown up comedy.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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I really do know football.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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