I like grown up comedy.
AISHA TYLERI love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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