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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.

Aisha Tyler

the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
AISHA TYLER

Brand Carrer Compensate Everyone Family Free Freedom Life Live Marry Personal Start
When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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Funny Guy Look People Recognize Talented Thought
I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Attract Before Douch Drunken Married Thinking
It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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Apparently Day Desk Drink Fluorescent Frown Generally Hard Last Lighting Upon
I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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Being Best Find Funny Going People Possibly Version
No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Awesome Blew Hear Need People Thinking Time Want
I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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Always Geek Nerd Real Such
“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Actual Interact Me People Trust
I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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Almost Challengee Done Happiest Lucky Much Overwhelmed Pressure Under Wish
I like grown up comedy.
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Comedy Grown Like Up
I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Pander So Try Want
I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Fail Hate Husband Love Think Want
I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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Black Crack Doe Droop
You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Back Getting Keep Look Right Up
I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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College Comedian Growing Kid Loving People Up Wanted
I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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Friend Hope Kindest Little Own Probably Supportive

I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.

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