I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
AISHA TYLERI love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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