I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
AISHA TYLERI’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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