I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERI’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I really do know football.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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