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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .

Aisha Tyler

I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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