I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLEROn general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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