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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

Adam Carolla

Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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