I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
ADAM FERRARAI sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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