I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
ADAM FERRARAI got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. ‘Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain’t getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.’
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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If you’re in California and it’s raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It’s like it’s raining frogs. They’re terrified.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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